• Lord of the Rings 'No Admittance' Sign Large

    This is the large version of our best selling sign, with over 350 sold last year. Great as a gift, for a wedding, or just for your own home or garden.



    Based upon Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, this is our interpretation of Bilbo's house sign from the start of the book.



    Wording... As an alternative, we offer a change of wording from 'except on party business' to 'except on wedding business'...handy for buying for a wedding day.

    Size... This is our large sized sign. We also sell a standard size version of this sign. See our 'gifts' or 'wedding' section for this.

    • Finish & Use

      This piece is finished with Danish Oils and Varnish, for protection for indoor or outdoor use. This comes with jute rope for easy hanging.


      This sign comes with screws and plates for very easy assembly. It only takes a couple of minutes. This keeps shipping costs down and protects the order during shipping.


      You'll get full care instructions for the years to come with every order.

    • Free Customising

      With all of our work, we offer free optional customising, to make it that bit more special. 

    • Dimensions

      Length: 60cm

      Depth: 2cm

      Height: 28cm


      If you'd like to see if we can do this, or something else, in a different size, please do send us a message using our contact form on the homepage.

    • Wedding Packages

      Have a look around our website, and if there are a few things you'd like to order for a wedding, get in touch with us using the contact form on our home page.


      We will chat to you about what you're looking for, and for large orders, we are always happy to offer some lovely discount.

    • Shipping Info

      Time to prepare order is normally 3 - 5 business days. We are based in the UK.

      All Domestic (UK) orders under £40 are shipped Royal Mail Standard Shipping. All Domestic (UK) orders over £40 are shipped Parcelforce Express Service and include tracking.

      All International orders under £10 are sent Parcelforce International Standard Shipping. All International orders over £10 are sent Tracked Express Shipping using Parcelforce, UPS and DPD.

      If you are in a rush for an order, please do get in touch with us and we'll see what we can do about rushing your order.

      Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply.

    • Returns Policy

      If you're not happy, we're not happy! We gladly accept returns within 14 days of delivery of non-customised and non-personalised items.  Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs.  If the item isn't returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

      Please do contact us if you have a problem and we'll do all we can to make you happy.